2kittensinacup:

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

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me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

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classicnovaproductions:

fishbone76:

classicnovaproductions:

syngularitysyn:

bae-in-maine:

classicnovaproductions:

Do NOT let Ubisoft get away with this!

And don’t let the majority Dude-bro demographic intimidate you!

Have hope darlings, yesterday wasn’t even the Official Release Day and LOOK at the Backlash that has already been created!

Twitter, Reddit, the Official Forums…there is already major backlash. Get on Social Media and make your voice heard!

Ubisoft will receive Hell in the next several days but only if we keep this up!

Speak up for Kassandra (and Alexios) and for your representation!

You are Valid, and so is your Sexuality!

Originally posted by topkassandra

What happened?

Assassin's Creed Odyssey's newest DLC ignores gay characters - VG247

One of the best things about Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is how it allows you to mould your character how you see fit.

VG247

We’re already making headlines you guys. It’s only been officially 1 day!

Keep it UP

If you voice your concerns on twitter please @ Ubisoft and Assassins Creed and use

#notmyKassandra

#notmyAlexios

Reblogging for that last statement.

Very important they actually see your tweets!

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thechanelmuse:

Will Smith: “You know why I never got a divorce?”

Jada: “It’s cheaper to keep me.”

[everyone laughs]

Will: “‘Cause I’ve never met anybody like you, and I knew if I wasn’t with you, I’d be searching in vain for the rest of my life.”

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mikeymagee:

eazzy–pink:

It’s wild how a black male character will be friendly towards people in canon and on the screen but the second he’s friendly with a white girl, white women in the fandom will make like a million posts about how he was flirting or trying to come on to the girl without her consent, blah blah blah.

But let a white male character actually like beat the shit out of the same white girl character on screen and they can psychoanalyze how every hit was a silent declaration of love or some shit.

You can say Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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vampireapologist:

aries: sledding down two alleys across busy roads “hoping for the best”

taurus: fell backward through a window during a tickle fight

gemini: ran into a group of drunk scottish lads in matching v-necks, asked if they were one direction

cancer: climbed barefoot onto a CVS Pharmacy roof to catch a chicken

leo: grabbed an electric fence to prove i would grab an electric fence

virgo: ate poison ivy

libra: coaxed a stray dog to get into my car, but it turned out to be a particularly brave coyote

scorpio: fought a snapping turtle over territory rights

sagittarius: got lost alone in pittsburgh at 1 am in a full leg cast

capricorn: ate a buckeye because “if a squirrel can eat it why cant i”

aquarius: fell face-first into a ravine playing capture the flag

pisces: climbed into a cardboard box and shut it so my friends could “safely” push me down two flights of stairs

liquidstar:

lilliesofinspirationvalley:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

oh my fucking god death the kid really named his skateboard beelzebub

i think we should all make fun of his skateboard more often. like jesus christ remember that time patty almost caught the guy they were after but he had to stop to do a cool skateboard trick

Also… he said radical

death the kid is a skaterhead, a goth, a perp, and a nerd all in one. i cant NOT bully him

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butchghouls:

oh thank god

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greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show

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onlytwitterpics:

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someonekillpewdiepie:

samoora-alamoora:

seethroughhue:

wait for it…

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

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vampireapologist:

brazillionaires:

morbidmanatee:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

for the record, falling through the window was one of the only stupid things I’ve been involved in that wasn’t directly my fault. my older brother had people over one night when I was in HS and I went downstairs to get water and they were having a tickle fight (???) and one of them grabbed me to use me as a human shield and in my struggle to escape I braced myself with my back to him and kicked off the wall in front of us and we went stumbling back into a closed window that was at calf-height and we both fell through. Not my fault.

that’s not even the most important part of this story though tbh. the next morning at about 8 AM my dad already had a new window in and was sanding the windowsill when I woke up and I was like “hey dad how….did you get a new window so early” and he said “guy at 84 Lumber owed me a favor” and if that’s not THE most dad thing I’ve EVER heard

Your dad, standing outside the 84 Lumber guy’s house in the dead of night, hat pulled low over his eyes and most pooling at his feet: The time has come, Frank

Best defenestration story I’ve heard

had to look that up and not only am I glad there’s a word specifically for throwing someone out of a window but I love that I can say I got defenestrated during a tickle fight. It sounds somehow worse than it actually is.